cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs 

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpio: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready


reversingrhymes:

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

Fun fact: I asked my doctor about posture and he said that sitting with your legs crossed is actually bad for your posture with the angle of your hips! So actually not crossing your legs is considerably better for you. UwU

reversingrhymes:

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

Fun fact: I asked my doctor about posture and he said that sitting with your legs crossed is actually bad for your posture with the angle of your hips! So actually not crossing your legs is considerably better for you. UwU

joncarlos3rd asked, "O P and U"

O - If I like my school

Tbh for all the shit I give Rowan, I can’t see myself going anywhere else. The relaxed, good-time atmosphere is a great place to learn.

P - What kind of music I like 

Aww, fuck man, you know that’s a hard question for me to answer. You did that on purpose. 

I guess I like anything that sounds good? It’s too wide of a variety to go into right now. 

U - How many texts I send daily

Almost none. Not many people text me very often and I am HORRIBLE at texting people back. Really, just the worst. 


raktoner asked, "W & Y"

W - An Idol

Another one? Hmmm…. Marlene Dietrich. Gorgeous AND openly bisexual AND all around cool person. 

Y - If I like my town and why

I mean…. Lansdale has a lot of problems, but it’s got a lot of charm too. It’s pretty, and the people are nice for the most part, and there are some great restaurants. So yeah, I guess I like my town. 


peppermintkore asked, "H V and W!"

H - The Last Person I hugged

Probably my bf kaijoeblock. Don’t bother clicking the link, he never uses tumblr. 

V - 3 Big Dreams

uh. 

1. Become a renowned TV critic

2. Meet Guillermo Del Toro

3. Go to Space? Idk I feel like meeting GDT is my end game. 

W - An Idol

neil-gaiman. Top tier individual that one. I am still just entirely too excited that I got to meet him.


spookypixiedust:

to all those who say you need white people to have a successful show: may i direct you to avatar: the last airbender and legend of korra

to all those who say that you can’t have a woman of color be a main character and have a successful show: may i direct you to avatar: the last airbender and legend of korra

to all of those who say that you can’t address serious issues such as war, moral gray area, and inequality in a children’s tv show: may i direct you to avatar: the last airbender and legend of korra

to all those who think that a character with a physical disability needs to be “fixed” or “cured” of said disability over the course of the show: may i direct you to avatar the last airbender and legend of korra

these two shows are so important on so many levels oh my gosh i could go on and on about all the good things in them for hOURS

horrorsofintroversion:

I’d just like to give a shout-out to all the hetero lok fans rn for scrambling around like starving raccoons trying to make both korrasami and wuko about ~~~friendship~~~ when you know damn well those ships would the THE ships AND endgame if they weren’t same gender.

kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 



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